You've got a friend in me... this is a 9 cm embroidered patch with merrowed edge and iron-on backing. Made in Spain. Follow the iron on patch instructions below (click to enlarge)! To affix this...

Get it? Do you? Do you get it? Super-insulated.

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Mit diesem isolierten Ofenhandschuh bekommt mit Liebe...

I won't tell if you don't! Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die besten Freunde?
Mit diesem isolierten Ofenhandschuh bekommt mit Liebe...

Embroidered iron on patch with merrowed edge. 9,5 cm. Made in Spain. To affix this patch permanently on clothes that are going through the washing machine very often, sewing on is recommended...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

The extra ingredient is love. And some tears from when I cut my finger. Maybe a piece of fingernail. But...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

We had such energy ... such enthusiasm ... such naivete when when it all began. But now? Now that's over....

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

No, I don't take requests. No, not even on your best friend's birthday. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

I assure you, my confidence in the kitchen is 10000% totally justified. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Super-insulated. Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of magic. Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

But not before a little sweet talk. I have standards, you know. Super- insulated. Kommen die...

Länge: 31.8 cm
Breite: 19.1 cm

Material: 100% Baumwolle

Someone must be cooking up some delicious and nutritious positive emotions! Super-insulated. Kommen die...

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated.

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Mit diesem isolierten...

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact. Whatever it is, it's pink and cute and a damn near perfect match for your kitchen. Super-insulated.

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Watch out, guys! This man's got a pan and he's not afraid to use it. Or, at least, if he is, he's not letting on. Super-insulated.

Kommen die Schwiegereltern zu Besuch? Oder die...